You May be a redneck if

Jeff Foxworthy has made a good living with redneck jokes. His famous "If.....,You may be a redneck. In my life I have witnessed others that might qualify.
If you have ever taken a date to a cockfight.....

If you have ever muttered this about any animal(other than your spouse,) "I'm selling it because it is getting too smart for it's own good."....

If you have two different sets of tires and wheels for your truck. One for mud and one for road...

If you ever missed work because you drank too much at a friends dog's funeral...

If you measure a friends value by how fast he can gut, skin, and quarter a deer...

If you have ever used a car to herd cows....

If you believe the major food groups are; deep fried, barbecued, and slow cooked....

If you have ever been to a romantic scenic overlook and thought out loud "this would be a good place for a deer stand"....

If you believe golf courses are a waste of good pasture land...

Yes, I may laugh now, but I think I may have done all of these except the funeral.
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Steve