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Friday, February 03, 2006

It All Flows Downhill

There are some things that just are. How and when we learn these truths is what makes us happy or sad in life. As a redneck, I have to admit that some things do not come natural for me. I have a good mind, but at times I don't have good sense. Here is a partial lists of things that all men should know.

It all flows downhill. Plumbers know it and make a good living from people that forget this fact.

When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is throw away the shovel.

Good friends may come and go, but they can't always take you with them.

A diamond is forever, but try to drive it in the mud and you will be very disappointed.

Horse sense is over-rated, unless you like having a person put a saddle on your back and ride you till you drop.

You can have a dog as your friend, you can have whiskey as your friend. If you have a woman as your friend, you wind up drunk and kissing your dog.

If you can't repeat things in public, work on your public speaking.

Stay tuned for more wisdom.


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