It All Flows Downhill
It all flows downhill. Plumbers know it and make a good living from people that forget this fact.
When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is throw away the shovel.
Good friends may come and go, but they can't always take you with them.
A diamond is forever, but try to drive it in the mud and you will be very disappointed.
Horse sense is over-rated, unless you like having a person put a saddle on your back and ride you till you drop.
You can have a dog as your friend, you can have whiskey as your friend. If you have a woman as your friend, you wind up drunk and kissing your dog.
If you can't repeat things in public, work on your public speaking.
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